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HAVING PRESENTED IN EXCESS OF OVER TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED QUIZ NIGHTS IT'S INEVITABLE TO HAVE PICKED UP SOME GREAT STORIES OVER THE YEARS, AS TIME GOES BY WE WILL PUBLISH THEM, FROM THE NASTY TO THE VERY FUNNY.
MEANWHILE - SOME FUNNY ANSWERS TO KEEP YOU AMUSED :
Q : WHAT DOES NATO STAND FOR ? ANSWER: NORTH AMERICAN TERRORIST ORGANISATION !!!
Q : WHAT CREATURE SLEEPS WITH ONE EYE OPEN ? ANSWER: A BLOKE ON HIS FIRST NIGHT IN PRISON !!!
ON A FOOD AND DRINK ROUND - Q:USING SPRINGS AND A TIMER WHAT WAS INVENTED BY CHARLES STRIGHT? ANSWER : A PARKING METER !!!!!!!
THE CORRECT ANSWER A TOASTER (AND WE DID NOT TAKE THE MICKEY)
Q : WHAT HAVE SLUGS GOT FOUR OF ? ANSWER GIVEN : CONSONENTS!! THE CORRECT ANSWER NOSES !!!
Q: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GREEK MATHAMATICIAN FAMOUS FOR HIS SCREWMAKING MACHINE? ANSWER GIVEN : THREAD!!! THE ANSWER SHOULD BE ARCHIMEDES - BUT WE PREFER YOUR ANSWER
Q: HOW MANY SIDES HAS AN OCTAGON? ANSWER - OCTOBER !!
(OF COURSE IT IS)
Q IN THE MEDICAL WORLD WHAT DO THE INITIALS, ENT STAND FOR ?
ANSWER: ENDROLOGICAL NASAL THERAPY ! IT'S GOOD BUT IT'S NOT RIGHT.
BRAND NEW ADDITION FOR TUESDAY 23 MAY 2006
ON A ROUND ON NEWS EVENTS OF THE YEAR 2000
QUESTION: WHY DID JUDITH KEPPEL MAKE FRONT PAGE NEWS?
ANSWER GIVEN : SHE WON THE GRAND NATIONAL !
SHE WAS OF COURSE THE FIRST WINNER OF WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, I KNOW SHE HAD ROYAL CONNECTIONS, WHETHER IT WAS WITH THE HORSES I'M NOT TOO SURE!
MONDAY 10TH JULY AND TUESDAY 11TH JULY THE HOBS MEADOW AND FIELDHOUSE --- QUESTION WHAT DOES MRSA STAND FOR, THE CORRECT ANSWER: METHILIN RESISTENT STRATHOCOCOLOUS AUREAS.
THE TEAM ANSWERS, MESSY ROOMS SPREAD ANTIBIODIES, AND MY RECTUM SMELLS AWFUL !!!! THERES NOT A LOT I CAN SAY
UPDATE:.THURSDAY 7TH SEPTEMBER 2006
LISTEN: YOU DO COME OUT WITH SOME FUNNY ANSWERS, THEY ARE A GOOD TRY AND WE WILL NEVER NAME YOUR TEAM AS HAVING GIVEN IT, BUT THE NIGHT IS DESIGNED AROUND FUN AND THEY ARE WORTH A MENTION, TO KEEP THE QUIZ A BIT OF FUN AS IN MAKING PEOPLE SMILE.
THIS THURSDAY AT THE LONGSHOOT WE DID A SERIES OF ROUNDS WITH A THEME, IE: THIS ROUND HAS THE WORD PIN IN ALL THE ANSWERS
QUESTION WHAT IS MISSING FROM THIS LIST ? --- ROPE- CANDLESTICK - SPANNER ETC, YOUR ANSWER CLUEDO WEAPINS!
THE CORRECT ANSWER LEAD PIPING
ANOTHER ONE FROM THE SAME NIGHT WHAT DID THE BANK OF ENGLAND DO WITH THE INTEREST RATE TODAY ?
TEAM ANSWERED------ ABOLISHED IT !!!! SAVERS WOULD NOT BE HAPPY MORTGAGE HOLDERS WOULD, NET RESULT BANKS WOULD BE OUT OF BUSINESS!!!
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, QUESTION - WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF NELSON MANDELAS AUTOBIOGRAPHY? THE ANSWER GIVEN - I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE.................
QUESTION - WHICH CITY WAS RUGBY PLAYER JOHNNY WILKINSON GIVEN THE FREEDOM OF? ANSWER GIVEN - RUGBY !!!! THE CORRECT ANSWER OF COURSE NEWCASTLE
NEW IN. JAN 2007, QUESTION :- WHO WAS ON THE THRONE WHEN LAUREL AND HARDY BORN? ANSWER GIVEN---- WINSTON CHURCHILL !!!! NOW COME ON, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WINSTON CHURCHILL IS THE DOG ON THE TV ADS ----- IS'NT HE !!!!!
HERE'S A GOODY - QUESTION: WHAT COST 37P WHEN IT WAS ABOLISHED IN 1988? CORRECT ANSWER: THE DOG LICENCE.
ANSWER GIVEN----------THE 50 PENCE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOWS ABOUT THIS ONE------
QUESTION QHICH AREA OF EASTERN FRANCE FAMOUS FOR IT'S PERFUMED WINES GAVE IT'S NAME TO A BREED OF DOG? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ALSATION
ANSWER GIVEN A BORDEOUX COLLIE ------- WHAT A HOWLER
WE THANK YOU FOR MAKING OUR JOB A LITTLE HAPPIER
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